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Added 2 years ago

Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..

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Army Training Me 1 Officer Ne
Santa Se Pucha:- Ye Hath Me Kya
H.........??
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Santa: Sir Ye Banduk H.!
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Officer-ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari
Izzat Or Shaan Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa! .
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Then Officer To Another Sipahi
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Banta Tumhare Hath Me Ye Kya
Hai........? .
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Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki
Maa H Or Humari Massi
Hai Maasi..;p

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Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:
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See You In The Evening.
Santa: 'Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni,
Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.

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संता: अगर चाइनीज़ लड़की किसी लड़के का दिल चुराले तो उसे क्या कहेंगे ?

बंता: "मन" चुरीयन..!!

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Tags: Pj Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he
Monu- hut
sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha hai

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Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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