Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he

Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Added 3 years ago

Faraz- ye scooty kab li?

Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai,

sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo
mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.

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Added 3 years ago

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Added 3 years ago

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Pepsodent se mazbut karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka,

Agar fir b safed na ho.
To bindaas HARPIC use karne ka.

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Added 3 years ago

Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!


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Added 3 years ago

2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Math Teachr Soked!!
Pappu Rock..!!

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