Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti..

Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

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Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?

2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?

1stDost : Achi Hai

2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..

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Added 2 years ago

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher BacchoSe KahneLagi Ki
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya..
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Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gaya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Teacher Hai Jinka dehant ho gya.

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Added 2 years ago

One friend was talking with his
friend
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1st friend:" I have Engineering
Degree kya karu ??
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2nd friend:" OLX pe bech de... :

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya

Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..

Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu

Husband:2mne kaise jana?

Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?

Me: Jee, social networking.

Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?

Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon.

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