Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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Added 2 years ago

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman

Friend- Didn't U follow them?

SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!

Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Added 2 years ago

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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Added 2 years ago

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..

Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!

Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'

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Added 2 years ago

Santa : People consider me as "God"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the park today,
everybody said, Oh God! U ve come again.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?

Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.

Frnd-Phir?

Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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