Greetings SMS [Marriage SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Added 4 years ago

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Added 4 years ago

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Added 4 years ago

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

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Added 4 years ago

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Added 4 years ago

It's funny when people discuss
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Added 4 years ago

"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense.

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