Greetings SMS [Marriage SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
.
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Added 4 years ago

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Added 4 years ago

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Added 4 years ago

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

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Added 4 years ago

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Added 4 years ago

It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Added 4 years ago

"When a man holds a woman hands?"
.
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
.
after marriage it is self-defense.

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