Greetings SMS [Marriage SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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Added 4 years ago

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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Added 4 years ago

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still

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Added 4 years ago

Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!

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Added 4 years ago

Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.

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Added 4 years ago

Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.

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Added 4 years ago

Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya:
Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai.
pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..

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