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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
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Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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The secrets of a happy marriage
Tools, Internet options,
Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you can't live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later.

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A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'!

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