Greetings SMS

Added 4 years ago

Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.

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Added 4 years ago

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Added 4 years ago

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage "Spider Man"
On Marriage Day "Super Man"
After Marriage "Gentle Man"
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
"Watch Man"

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Added 4 years ago

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat

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Added 4 years ago

Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

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Added 4 years ago

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Added 4 years ago

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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