Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage "Spider Man"
On Marriage Day "Super Man"
After Marriage "Gentle Man"
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat
Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!