Greetings SMS

Added 4 years ago

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Added 4 years ago

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

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Added 4 years ago

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Added 4 years ago

It's funny when people discuss
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Added 4 years ago

"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense.

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Added 4 years ago

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like vodafone...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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Added 4 years ago

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
Kehtay Hain..

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