Valentine Week


Greetings SMS

Added 3 years ago

girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

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Added 3 years ago

Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Added 3 years ago

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

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Added 3 years ago

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Added 3 years ago

Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
.
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Added 3 years ago

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Added 3 years ago

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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