Greetings SMS

Added 4 years ago

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.

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Added 4 years ago

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.

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Added 4 years ago

Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
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Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
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After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !

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Added 4 years ago

Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u...
After marriage:
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Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..

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Added 4 years ago

Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
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Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
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Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
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Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha

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Added 4 years ago

Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

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Added 4 years ago

Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
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Ya To
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Ashwariya
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Ya Phr
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Jaysuriya...

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