A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya:
Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai.
pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..