Valentine Week


Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

Added 3 years ago

एक चीता सिगरेट का कश लगाने
ही वाला था कि अचानक चूहा वहाँ आया और
बोला, "भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ,
देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है।"
चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया।
आगे हाथी कोकीन ले रहा था, चूहा फिर बोला,
"भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ, देखो जंगल
कितना खूबसूरत है।"
हाथी भी साथ चल दिया।
आगे शेर व्हिस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था,
चूहे ने
उसे भी वही कहा।
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5-6
थप्पड़
मारे।
हाथी बोला: अरे क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे
को?
शेर बोला, "ये साला रोज़ अफ़ीम पीके ऐसे
ही सबको पूरी रात जंगल घुमा

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.

Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
.
Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
.
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
.
..
Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
.
Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
.
Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
.
Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
.
Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
.
Or
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Government Ka Bridge Ka
Tender Nikla.
.
Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya. .
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Kaise ?" .
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour 5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
.
Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?" .
Gujrati Bola : "30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
.
Authorities Ne Puchha : "Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?" .
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
.
Gujrati Got the Tender !

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…

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