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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek college ke kuch ladke
Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob preshan karte the.
Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur
Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye
Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj k baad hum tumhe
Kabhi preshan nhi krenge."
Waiter khush hokr bola
Thnx bhai,main v waada karta hoon
Ki aaj k baad aaplogo ki coffey me
THUKA nhi krunga ! ! " :)

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.


Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
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Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
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Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

New GenEration ;)
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko
Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k
Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
BACHA: Dhoovan Chhorte hue,,,
Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k
Aap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn?
(';') kaka
<) )> rocked
_/\_ anti shoked :)

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

B**BS KI ATMKATHA :

Mera janm 12 saal baad hua,
Rang layi mere chahne walo ki dua.
Jab me bilkul choti thi,
Tab me Frock me soti thi,
Fir mere aakar ka vistaar hua,
NIMBU badkar ANAAR hua.
Jab mei badne lagi,
Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padne lagi.
Phir BRA hua mer ghar,
Tab lagne laga mujhe DARR.
Jab mera Size hua bada,
Jane kitno ka hua khada.
Bheed me ladko ne haath mara,
Mujhe ehsaas hua bada pyara.
Phir kitno ne dabaya,
Sach kahu bada maza aya.
Kisine pyar se sehlaya,
Kisiko pyar se chuswaya,
Kisine mujhe masal diya,
Kisine mujhpe apna ragad diya,
Jab mai gayi JHUL,
Sare kamine gaye mujhe BHUL.....

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt.. :-

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to
Ek kutta-Kutiya Se s*x ki
Koshish kar rahe the.
Lekin kutta chota tha
Jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak
Pahunch nahi raha tha.
Aadmi n uski help ki &
Kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya.
Dusre din aadmi wahi se guzra
To kutta uske piche jane laga.
Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye.
To Logo n pucha
Ye aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai
To aadmi ne kaha
Maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki &
Ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai.

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