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Funny romantic a love story
Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before 2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek Seth ne Sindhi salesman Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din sindhi se milne shop pe aaya toh woh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia...
Sindhi Salesmen bola-Itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge?
Sports shoe le lo
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye
Sindhi bola-Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li
Sindhi bola-Fishing karte hue bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo
Usne chips, biscuit le liye
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo,
Le liya
Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana
Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha or
Tumne itna saman bech diya..

Sindhi sales man : Sethji wo to
Biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha,
Maine bola-7 din kya karega,
Ja jake machali pakaD....

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Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..

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Ek college ke kuch ladke
Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob preshan karte the.
Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur
Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye
Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj k baad hum tumhe
Kabhi preshan nhi krenge."
Waiter khush hokr bola
Thnx bhai,main v waada karta hoon
Ki aaj k baad aaplogo ki coffey me
THUKA nhi krunga ! ! " :)

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Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.


Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
.
Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
.
Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
.
Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
.
.
Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD

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