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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek bar suno kuch Esa hua Wo
mujhko mili
me us ko mila
Izhar hua
Iqrar hua
Wo chahne lagi
me chahne laga
Use pyar bohat
Mujhy pyar bohat
Phir kuch yun hua
wo chorr gai
mai tott gaya
phir kuch yun mile
wo tanha thi
me akela tha
bas hum do the
or koi na tha
wo rone lagi
me bebas rha na pyar
na hi izhar rha
bas farq sirf itna sa rha
Wo Mitti k Upar thi
my Mitti k nechy Tha...

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

A couple Fighting on phone
Girl: I know u dont love me now you love
somebody else
Boy: I also know dat u dont love me
Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the ... person whom you love
(Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her again
and at the same time girl call hers)
(The number you have dial is busy)
(Girl calling him Boy picks her call)
Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling?
Boy : tears it was you
Girl: Awww...
Boy: I love you Sweetheart ♥
Girl: Speechless

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Heart Touching.!!!!
Son: Mom ! Mom,why R u crying?
Mom: Its nothing chil.
Son: Mom!Mom!Mom,
Why r u cryning?
Mom: Its nothing baby.
He looks in Mom's Purse &
Find a letter 4rm the Doctor saying that
She has Cancer and
Only has a few days to Live.
Next day on the NEWS
It says: They found a baby
Dead left with a note saying
"Mom I killed Myself I'll
Be waiting for you in Heaven"
I love u mom ..

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Funny romantic a love story
Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before 2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Seth ne Sindhi salesman Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din sindhi se milne shop pe aaya toh woh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia...
Sindhi Salesmen bola-Itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge?
Sports shoe le lo
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye
Sindhi bola-Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li
Sindhi bola-Fishing karte hue bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo
Usne chips, biscuit le liye
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo,
Le liya
Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana
Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha or
Tumne itna saman bech diya..

Sindhi sales man : Sethji wo to
Biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha,
Maine bola-7 din kya karega,
Ja jake machali pakaD....

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..

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