Shayari SMS [Funny Shayari SMS]

SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

Katrina kaif crore
Rupee kamati hai,

Wah wah

Katrina kaif Crore
Rupee kamati hai,
.

Fir Bhi 30 rupees ka
Pauwaa chada ke aati hai.

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SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko
Baazigar kehte h wah Wah...
HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko
Baazigar kehte h wah wah ...
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Aur fail ho ho ke
Pass hone walo ko
ENgINEER kehte hai.

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SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

Teer maro talwar maro
Maro samundra ke bich
Kudrat ne kya chij banai
Tere do tango k bich....

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SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

For Sharabi..
Pani ko daru bana dete,
Daru ke tanker lagva dete,
Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..
Warna
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Tajmahal ko "Beerbar" or
Mumtaj ko "Bargirl" bana dete..!!

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SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar ho gaya,
Pappu ki grlfrnd se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bus tbhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gya.

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Added 4 years ago

Na ghar ko sajane k liye.
na dil ko bahlane k liye.
Teri ek tasvir chaiye
Apne kheton se bandar bhagane k liye.

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SRK Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 4 years ago

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha
Tab tab Aap jaage the
Hamare Dil ne jab chaha
Tb tab Aap jaage the
Q k wo hum hi the jo Aapk
Ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.

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