Love - Romantic SMS [Romentic Funny SMS]

Added 4 years ago

New Style Of Propose-
Boy to girl=
'Dekh Main Nahi Chahta
K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K
Teri Ladki Ko Chede' Tum Haa Bolo To
'Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.'

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Added 4 years ago

Boy's painful stry-"jutha tha wo dost...
Jo kahta tha jaan bi mango to de denge,
Aaj wo apni g.f ko jaan kahta hai ,
Aur mango to sala inkar karta hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 25 - SMS Length: 157
Added 4 years ago

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

I Like SMS - Like: 26 - SMS Length: 167
Added 4 years ago

Bahaduri kya hai?
Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao,
or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
Or tum pucho-Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

I Like SMS - Like: 26 - SMS Length: 155
Added 4 years ago

Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,
Hr khidki ko dekha,
Or bola.
"maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 166
Added 4 years ago

Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

I Like SMS - Like: 18 - SMS Length: 162
Added 4 years ago

Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

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