Love - Romantic SMS [Romentic Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

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Added 3 years ago

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Added 3 years ago

Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
.
Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...

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Added 3 years ago

LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai ?
Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT,
SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri.
Ye to fida hi ho gai..

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Added 3 years ago

Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe

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Added 3 years ago

Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,

Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

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Added 3 years ago

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

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