Love - Romantic SMS

Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear.

Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na

Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi
Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin
Meri Takdir To Dekho,
Uska
Baap UMPIRE Tha,
Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum,
Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"

But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He

1.Population

2.Mehengai

3.Bomb Blast

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Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
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:aeDOSTO
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?

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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,

mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,

meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega

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