Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
Girl:I Love YOU Dear.
Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.
Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi
Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi
Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin
Meri Takdir To Dekho,
Uska
Baap UMPIRE Tha,
Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya
Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum,
Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.
Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"
But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He
1.Population
2.Mehengai
3.Bomb Blast
&
Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
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:aeDOSTO
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,
mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,
meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega