Love - Romantic SMS

Added 7 years ago

Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

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Added 7 years ago

Ae SANAM..
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Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo
Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake
.
Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To
.
GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

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Added 7 years ago

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION

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Added 7 years ago

Rishte Tod Deti He GF,
Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko,
QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF
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GF=GALAT FEHMI

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Added 7 years ago

Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

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Added 7 years ago

Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..

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Added 7 years ago

Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!

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Added 7 years ago

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

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Added 7 years ago

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Added 7 years ago

Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
.
Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...

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