Love - Romantic SMS

Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.

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1970 me...
Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
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1980
me T.V
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1990
Bike.
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2000
Car.
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2013
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Bas bina
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Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai,
1. Patiala pag.
2. Patiala salwar.
2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se,
roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya,
dil jala kr rakh bana diya
Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

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