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Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

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While playing once RAJINIKANTH said "statue" to a girl..










Now that girl is known as "Statue of Liberty"

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Marke jeene ki tamnna kise nahi hoti.
Roke hasne ki tamnna kise nahi hoti.
Kahne ko keh dete hai jee lenge apno ke bager,
Lekin apno ki jarurat kise nahi hoti

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Dil me aap ho or koi khaas kaise hoga,

Yaadon me aapke siva koi paas kaise hoga.

Hichkiya kehti h aap yaad karte ho,

Par bologe nhi to ehsaas kaise hoga.

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Tags: Love SMS

Q. Which of the following is made by mixing ‘khameer’ in ‘maida’?
A: Missi Roti
B: Naan
C: Kachori
D: Aalu Paratha

Ans: B: Naan

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd..
He called her up:" Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..
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While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24..
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aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..

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