Most Popular SMS for month
Happy Special Bithday To You......
Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Karle
Dil Deewana Kehta Hai Ikraar Karle
Chahat Kehti Hai Izhaar Karle Par
Mummy Kehti Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pas Karle..!
Only a man knows a man's nature. For example..
Customer: i need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: wife k liye chahiye, ya phir koi achcha sa dikhaoon?
:) :P ;)
Put your wife in a room & lock it..
Put your dog in another room & lock it!
Open both of them after 2 - 3 hours &
see who is Happy to see U, and who will BITE you
(The users are advised not to try at home as these stunts are performed by professionals).
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really?"
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"
Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
What is the best example of ?Once in a Lifetime?
A Mosquito lands on your wifes face,
U get the rarest opportunity of your life..
............Never Miss It..........!!
Dedicated to all married people
Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..ghutno pe.
Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..
Santa: aur nahi to kya..
Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..