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My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

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नवीन वर्ष आपणांस सुख-समाधानाचे,

आनंदाचे, ऐश्वर्याचे, आरोग्याचे जावो!

नवीन वर्षात आपले जीवन आनंदमय,

सुखमय होवो, अशी श्रीचरणी प्रार्थना.

नववर्षाभिनंदन

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A man was polishing his new car.

His 4yr old son was scratching lines on car with a stone

In anger man hit son-s hand by hammer.

Child lost all fingers

Child- Dad wen will my fingers grow back..

Man was hurt

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आठवणी येतात....!
आठवणी बोलतात.....!
आठवणी हसवतात......!
आठवणी रडवतात.......!
काहीच न बोलता आठवणी निघूनही जातात......!
तरी आयुष्यात शेवटी आठवणीच राहतात.........!

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Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha..
Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki
usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se
apne kaan band kar diye...
Frnd : Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka : Ale jo spech dene jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...
"my deal brothels nd shistels"

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Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Chhotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chhotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari
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raha hoon...!!!

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आपलं_जगणं_दुस‬-यासाठी जणू जेवणातल्या मिठासारखं असावं....

‪पाहील_तर_दिसत‬ नाही पण नसलं तर जेवण जात नाही.....!

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